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^ THIS IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE.
Ew, yeah, I know~
I'm Ashley. C:
I enjoy making these introduction a bit too much for my own liking, to be honest.
I have the tendency to ramble on about things that no one cares about.
Uh, I was part of the Cleveland State University's Summer Honor's program.
I'm sixteen years of age and reside in the not-so-lovely Ohio.
The minute I graduate High School, I have plans to move to New York, where I will attend New York University, majoring in film and/or English. Now, keep in mind that, just because I've planned it, it's going to fail. So! I'll be forced to go to Rowan University in NJ. I don't really want to go there, but I can get in cheap or whatever. So.
I'm so not fit to be a Jersey girl.

I want to be arrested for anarchy.
I'm not an anarchist, of course, but I really just want to be arrested for it.
It sounds amusing.
That'd be one short case.
"YOU ARE BEING TRIED FOR PLOTTING TO TAKE OVER THE US. HOW DO YOU PLEAD?"
"Guilty."
"... Really? That's all?"
"Uh. Communism?"
And that would be my court case. I'd be taken in, handcuffs and all, and then my boyfriend would bring me cupcakes then someone else would bring me plastic spoons to make friends with.

It's about two in the morning and I really don't know what else to do.
I'm a writer! Yeah.
[I was also accused of having ADD today. ._.;]
I'm not a very good writer, of course, but I'm decent with plot and dialogue? Yeah, let's go with that.
I hope to write/direct/produce my own movie by age thirty.
I KNOW, THINK LARGE, RIGHT?

I used to be able to rap Vanilla Ice's "Ice Ice Baby" on command.

I love Chuck E. Cheese.

LET'S BE FRIENDS, YES?

I enjoy being contacted by people.
email - vshak@yahoo.com
aim - xtoanarchy
myspace
facebook
youtube
5awesomerentheads - youtube.
twitter

Ashley you are a lovely writer! I love your plays ^^

Welcome to the Crypt, i'm glad to see you here!

I hope you enjoy your time here.

I like your big plans for the future and i'd love to have you be a Jersey girl with me ^.- [i'm from NJ if you didn't know haha]

have fun here, we're all really friendly when you are too XD

~Angela N. T. Keeper of the Crypt

Silly, that's why I said I was decent with plots and dialogue! Psh~

Haha, yeah, I knew you were from New Jersey. I don't really want to go, though. I'd rather live in New York, bein' all cool and stuff in the Life Cafe, writing all day~

Oh fine then haha ^^

If I move back to NJ expect me to randomly show up at Life Cafe and bother you ^.-

But the Life Cafe is in New York, haha, and that's my point~
Oh well. SOMETIME I'll make it to New York, whether it be after college or what.

haha dweeb i ment i'd randomly drive to NY and bother you ^^

Oh hey, you should try entering the weekly Prompt contest ^^

Razz

... Oh. Right.
I, uh, knew that. I swear.

Maaaaybe. Right now, I'm lucky I can keep my eyes open.
I should be sleeping, still. D:
But, alas.
I'll check it out, and if it's something that ignites my muse, I'll write.

hahaha i know you knew that

Ok i hope you like it. If you don't like this week's there's always gonna be another one next week

Yeah. I don't know. We'll see.

Ok oh hey, why not be the first to vote on the TA's?

I have the polls up in the TA area

Guest

Hello Ashley, I'm Akumu. It's nice to meet you.