"Whats your zombie plan?"

Now for me to get an overall scope of the people here {Sniper scope} I want to ask you a question "Whats your Zombie plan?" This way we educate every one here and I go all SIMON COWLE on you and tell you why that won't work.
This way I can avoid shooting zombie Angela {Altho I'm preaty sure I could pull the shot}
Enjoy!!!

-gets her mega pistol advanced copy mgp47 {yeah made it up shush}-

what was that about shooting Zombie Angela huh? I own your but mister ^_^

I was saying IF you got biten becuase you would hide i the basment like everyone else praying to your impetent god Ha Ha Ha Ha{Lightning in the background}

How does this fit in the novel section?

I would use a gatlin gun and I would hide in a tree because zombies cant climb trees

My name is Fiction wrote:

I was saying IF you got biten becuase you would hide i the basment like everyone else praying to your impetent god Ha Ha Ha Ha{Lightning in the background}

You've GOT to be kidding.

I have no god.

I would be out kickin zombie butt not hidding in some basement! The terror would be my home, the screams my music, the blood my thirst. I would thrive.

sasunaru.4life words:
I would use a gatlin gun and I would hide in a tree because zombies cant climb trees

1.The price of a gatalin gun on average is $400,000 dollars (Requiers a class 2 permit}
2.If this is not a gatalin gun befor 1947 it is not decomisioned and is there for illegal.
3.The cost of firing a gatlin gun for 1 minute is $3,500 dollars
4.How are you going to mount it to a tree/Need food,water to servive for long periods of time.
5.The amount of money you shell out for the rounds could buy you 10x more bulets of 45 caliber.
6.Becuase of the inacuracy of a gatalin you could at best kill 200 {out of 1000 bulets used}{{Compared with the 2000 with 45cal}}
7.The noise of the gun would atract the radius of 2 miles of the zombies in the serounding area{depending on the area about 50,000 zombies!
8.If you had enough for all of that I would be on a helicopter by then with pipebombs.

({I warend you about the SIMON COWLE thing ahead of time of this reason

Novel godess{Nice name}

EVERYTHING!!!

tELL ME:
Would you want to see a bunch of movies with vampires in them because of Twilght OR
A bunch of movies with zombies in them because of a AWESOME zombie book that does not suck. Vampires<Zombies

Alright, MyNameIsFiction, I really didn't care about any of that stuff. All it did was ask what I would use and where I would hide. It didn't say "Give me a whole fucking run through of whats wrong with what people would use."

so personally, i really dont care about anything you just said there because:

1.) It was an opinion that was asked stating "what WOULD you use." so I was simply stating my opinion on what I would use.

and

2.) I'm really sick of people giving me shit on angela's site. I love angela to death and all, but this is the second time someone has really pissed me off.

Angela, sorry to say this, but if it happens again, then I dont think I want to come on anymore because I'm sick of this. it was an OPINION and I didn't need that whole run through about how a gatlin gun wouldn't work in a zombie attack because personally, I DONT FUCKING GIVE THREE SHITS ABOUT IT!!!

Wow stop being so sensitive I left a disclaimer for this reason/I don't want you to stop posting because of me everyone is fair game when I post so if I piss everyone off on this site I would not be suprised.It's not like I do this on perpose its just Facts are more trustworthy then people.If you hate me enough just make a partion to kick me off the site if it makes you feel so much resentment agaist me.

Guys stop.

Naru i don't quiet understand why your so upset, but we'll make sure it doesn't happen again.

But remember!

Naru your a Mod. you have power over everyone but me and other mods [unless they are abusing their powers]

And Mike, add a better disclamer so everyone knows what you going to do after they reply and NO DOUBLE POSTING

also this has been moved out of novel because it has nothing to do with novels.

I'm upset because my life seems to suck (as you know (me and my mom)) and I don't need more internet shit. I'm sick of it. And I know I'm a mod

I'd want to put some input but it'd only put wood in the fire so um yeah.

I'd be on top of a pair of buildings (Not high enough to have winds) and have about four to five buildings near the main one. The center building would be a zone for snipers, shooters, bombers, et cetera, you get the idea. The building for the group responcible for kicking zombie ass. One would be for food and growing plants and such, one would be for weapon supplies, one would be for people who aren't fighting or growing food to sleep and such. The fifth could be a helie pad or some type of miscellaneous station. Connected with whatever we can find.

If not that then I'd head for a bomb shelter or form a group of survivors.
I'd never head into anywhere I felt was dangerous. When in doubt, get the freak out. Follow that and you have a better chance at surviving. Not much, but better.
Dunno. My weapon would be a small gun, not to small-small but you get me, fast at shooting but still has a good and easy usability and such.

I'd form a group and head for a gun store making sure everyone has a weapon.
Why would a gun store be dangerous? Most people would head there, meaning most are going to die there, meaning most of it's inhabitants near that area are going to be zombies.

We need a velociraptor survival thread. Those are bad and when a zombie bites them they learn to breathe fire. I think those are more of a threat than zombies. They are alive and learn, zombies, depending if the disease is fungal or a virus, do not learn, they eat. Raptors are alive, meaning their muscles are perfect and not decayed, you get where I'm getting at right?

AWSOME a auh man/Girl? that is prepared for the end of the world like me {And the begining of a better world} Now i'v found a abandoned jail {Whitch has goverment standared consruction standards I.E. Reinforced concrete.I'm going to start making suplie ctache around ohio soon enough.Plus theres a parsit that can have effects on the human mind/agresion that if evolved could make zombies with low intelegince.Might post about it later because it is preaty disterbing.

mike this is NOT a real life thing. T_T this is just a joke topic calm down

Ya that what everyone say and then BAM some good queen music comes on and then some ominous mouning and uag......zombie

uh okii

The zombies already ate me so my plan obviouslly fails

kiko hide in a tree x.x

I am the queen of zombies hear me roar!